Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband.Any day’s a good day to send a prank text to your friends. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress.

I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. But recently he’s been acting really weird. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed.

Any advice?Įdit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband.

TLDR My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

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